Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 29, 2009

And I ended up first on the thread. Hey marg, where are you?

Uh, Cliff, assertive and asinine, even though they are relatively close in the dictionary, are NOT synonyms. :)

Hi Rakkav!

And a good answer it was, Cliff.

Hi yerself! :)

Pam: “Uh, Cliff, what part of ‘concentrated capsicum’ do you, as an engineer, not understand?” (SPRITZ!!!) ;)

Now we know the why of the dark glasses.

Hey, if you don’t get Maced once in a while, you’re just not trying.

It might be a good time for Cliff to give up - Pam just maced him this time; she has access to fire arms.

Good thing Cliff had sunglasses to protect him.

My dates usually don’t start with mace, they end with it

If at first you don’t succeed, Cliff, try and…er…well, maybe not.

Pepper spray is a pretty mild response from Pam; I would have expected her to give him a “jewel-ectomy,” or at least put her fist through his face.

Pam’s been slipping lately. Maybe she’s depressed….

Was her raygun on the charger?