Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 14, 2009

Sigh…. Brewster been hamstrung, I’m afraid.

In a pig’s eye!

I’m speechless.

Now if he’d used chocolate, it might’ve worked.

Well it was not the ‘unnamed character ’ in

‘I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”

Dr. Seuss

Mmmm…….ham……

Look at Pam’s expression of frustration. Too funny.

Now that’s just not Kosher!

[ good one Margueritem ;-) ]

Brewster, you gotta watch those hackers. They are a rather boarish bunch!

Might be Muslim terrorists. Not interested in pork.

Definitely not one of our legislators. They’re all about pork.

…and now our emails are flooded with Spam!

(Look what you started, Marg.)

Maybe a sam hamwich.

That was a rather hamfisted aproach to computer security.

Looks like the ham was the only thing that was cured…

Brewster thought if he wrapped the computers in Armour® they’d be protected. Maybe instead he should (hooker) Mel.

Arrest that hacker and prosciutte him!

and the winner today:

carsc23 with his brilliant: ‘prosciutte’ comment

go to www.winhamcom to claim your prize

and if you tried to click on that….

made you look!

Will somebody out there please make a “Brewster Rockit” movie already? PLEASE?

Wait…you mean this won’t work on *my* computer? And for a minute there I thought Brewster and I were kindred spirits…

I always figured jews and muslims were to ham what southern baptist preachers are to beer and whiskey… partake but don’t let anyone see you doing it. I sure know I can’t resist a good ham, myself.

Hate to break it to you, but once you really break the pork habit, you wonder why you ever started it. Your body actually starts reacting negatively to pork. Don’t underestimate the Jews and Muslims on this one; they realize the human body wasn’t designed to eat pork.

Hey, double teaming: normally, some would grab the ham, while others would be repulsed by it. This hacker must be one serious geek in order to not be affected at all.

It would work if the suspected hacker were Cliff

Cliff couldn’t hack his way out of a damp paper bag.

Ha! Thanks, but I was wise enough NOT to look at something called winhamcom. Oh, and I had pork for lunch yesterday and feel just fine. Except for a little hacking cough.

“I forgot about those who don’t eat pork. WHODATHUNK?”

Set up a dummy front so hackers will think they have entered.