MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 09, 2022

Average price of a house in San Francisco is around $1,300,000 dollars.

On the plus side, apartments get full faster — you’ll win more games! Unless the plumbing is sus… in which case there may be more flushes. Though, if we’re talking San Francisco, not as many straight flushes. But more likelihood of Royal Flushes!

Be happy it’s not ‘full hovel’.

Heck, living in a cardboard box is expensive in California these days.

Yeah it’s bad, they interviewed a homeless guy on the street in San Francisco. Turns out he was from Wisconsin and he came to California because they gave him $800 cash per month, food stamps, and no one hassled him on the streets. You build it, they will come. Saw on the news last night that the City government has basically given up on the Tenderloin neighborhood of SF allowing open drug dealing at any time of the day. Basically because they are afraid if they cracked down on the dealers, they would move into other neighborhoods.

Californicatya.

You’re lucky to be able to afford an apartment in Californication, El Jefe!

But in the card game it’s still called a “full house”!

It’s so Annoying when the Characters start talking back.

California? Try buying a house in Manhattan.