Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 21, 2022

“You’re the first one… today.”

Pig Love. Or at least Pig Sex.

When I see someone with a nose ring, it often reminds me of the rings we used to put in hogs’ snouts to keep them from rooting under fences.

Just another barnyard romance ;-)

Pig pickup lines…

Another pickup loin.

All I see is two chunks of ham talking to each other. I think what would make both snouts even more ravishing (delicious even,) would be an apple in each one’s mouth.

Oh Porky, go on!

Yeah I get that all the time.

great pickup line…i’m using it!

He snout kidding!

Huspenina. Mmmm.

See? Someone for everyone. Watching “Secrets of the Zoo” the other day when they were introducing two sloth bears for, um, “romantic” purposes. They raised the little door between two enclosures for a getting-to-know-you sniff and the male went absolutely nuts at first sniff. His Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Dream Girl was just the other side, oh RAPTURE!!! She, on the other hand, evidently thought him the King of Nerd Sloth bears and could be visibly be “heard” to say “EEEWWWWWW!” They did finally get together but he got a hearty, long-clawed paw across the chops for his trouble. Sigh. The path of true love seldom runs smooth.

Aww Porkchop you’re so sweet!

And jowls to die for !

You’re just a Pig like the rest of them…..