Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 17, 2022

the verdict is, I reckon, to either get a longer belt or lose some waistline

Doesn’t a Plugger know he’s wearing a belt by the number of things clipped to it?

The fact that my pants are still up tells me where my belt is!

Since the pandemic, I’m full-time teleworking—all sweats, no belt. Plugger heaven!

What be better, elastic or belt?

If you have to ask that question you need better Pie – Hole control !

Not necessarily… just … fat.

I have always fought the battle of the bulge, but that dog needs to curb his elbow to mouth ratio. Lost 90, gained 60, lost 15 and striving.

If you don’t trust your belt, wear suspenders.

Belt Facts: If the buckle tilts down, you are overweight. If it tilts up, you are thin.

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Yeah, no. Sorry, but I don’t think being a plugger hinges on being morbidly obese.

Because Pluggers are morbidly obese.

If l get that fat l won’t make it to be a plugger..

Husband puts the belt onto his jeans when he takes a fresh pair of jeans and the belt remains on it until he throws the jeans into the laundry – and takes a new pair and puts the belt on it.

And – if he did not have a belt on – what would he do with his cell phone which hangs from it and gets caught on everything he walks past -whether he is in the house or out. Belt and cell phone case remain on his jeans even at night.

I do not wear a belt and keep my cell phone in my jeans pocket – new phone so large that it, small pen and small pill box all that fit in that pocket, everything else – wallet, keys, hand sanitizer etc. has to go in the other one