A Little known fact is that the founder of Autocorrect was actually a gentleman that was hired by Microsoft, and assigned to Microsoft’s word processor application, Microsoft Word. He based his concept for autocorrect on one that already existed in Microsoft Word; “The Glossary.” When asked if he created it with all the people in mind that struggle with word processor applications… he replied: “Nope… I did it for me… because gosh drain it, I never could type worth a carp!”
Crap! It’s not a rerun… I almost missed it! I’d better hurry…
He’s headed for disaster, He’s ahead in the game, He’s not headed that way, He’s headed in the right direction, He’s winning by a head, He’s ahead of his time, He’s moving ahead, He can’t get ahead, He’s head and shoulders above the rest (but no shoulders), Keep your head up, Keep your head down, Keep your head on a swivel,
C over 2 years ago
Heads up
AtariDragon over 2 years ago
Travis?
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
You had better quite while you are still a head.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder where he is headed after.
kingdiamond69 over 2 years ago
Good thing he stopped while he was a head.
seanfear over 2 years ago
hmm i like the spirit
whahoppened over 2 years ago
I see he failed to hold mind and body together.
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Not what I thought an out-of-body experience would be.
soundcomm over 2 years ago
Nice wood grain hospital bed frame!
electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is he gonna wind up on FUTURAMA too?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Get the jar, get the jar
Prey over 2 years ago
Can´t even advertise the most popular shampoo!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Does the other guy have a body, but no head? I think that would be worse.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Kinda reminds me of a book I had to read in high school, “Johnny Got His Gun”
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Bleeb kinda looks like he is thinking, “I wonder what this button does?”
jbduncan over 2 years ago
No more late night trips to the bathroom!
ksu71 over 2 years ago
He needs to quit while he’s a head.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Hopefully the other guy got some cybernetic implants and some armor to patrol the dangerous streets of Detroit
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Trivial Factoid:
A Little known fact is that the founder of Autocorrect was actually a gentleman that was hired by Microsoft, and assigned to Microsoft’s word processor application, Microsoft Word. He based his concept for autocorrect on one that already existed in Microsoft Word; “The Glossary.” When asked if he created it with all the people in mind that struggle with word processor applications… he replied: “Nope… I did it for me… because gosh drain it, I never could type worth a carp!”
— your friends at Autocorrect
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
(Singing) “I ain’t got nobody”.
manowarrior over 2 years ago
The other guy must have been the headless horseman.
scpandich over 2 years ago
Bleeb’s back!
But stop playing with those wires; you might shock yourself.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Crap! It’s not a rerun… I almost missed it! I’d better hurry…
He’s headed for disaster, He’s ahead in the game, He’s not headed that way, He’s headed in the right direction, He’s winning by a head, He’s ahead of his time, He’s moving ahead, He can’t get ahead, He’s head and shoulders above the rest (but no shoulders), Keep your head up, Keep your head down, Keep your head on a swivel,
Whew… I had more… but I ran outa breath!
mike75035 over 2 years ago
Must be a newscaster, you know, a “talking head”.
Amra Leo over 2 years ago
It’s only a flesh wound…
Welcome back, Bleeb!
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
He always was headstrong. :)
mwksix over 2 years ago
If the other guy was Walt Disney, they had to freeze him!
tinstar over 2 years ago
Well, no matter the other guy’s condition, at least this one came out a-head.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Just another head case.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Bleeb probably finds those machines rather interesting considering his species consist mostly of head too.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
well at least then you round up ahead
BigBoy over 2 years ago
Amazing medical miracle! Somebody go fetch aTed Williams
Judeeye Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good to see Bleeb.
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
Yeah! Bleep is back!
po'dawg over 2 years ago
A typical weekend at Stroger Hospital.
norphos over 2 years ago
The head, usually in a jar, kept alive by hoses and wires, C.S. Lewis had that in his novel “That Hideous Strength”, not a book for the squeamish.
mbrahms26 over 2 years ago
He had a good head on his shoulders!
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
boot to the head.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
“At least I quit while I was still a head!”
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Looks like he quit while he was a head!