Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 18, 2022

Like magic, you’re grounded until you’re 18

I can see it now. Adam writes a best seller called “My Son, the Pickpocket.”

He’s good!

What an unusual story arc!

I fear for his future. “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

As we all know by now, Adam is an easy mark around Clayton & Katy !!!!

Put some bells on that thing and really get his training going.

Your dad is a special case, Clayton.

Apparently, Clayton hasn’t had any religious education, or else he’d know there’s a Commandment: “Thou Shall Not Steal”.

This arc will probably end with Katy outsmarting her brother—as usual.

He can become a magician and earn money creeping out kids birthday parties.

Clayton an 20 years: http://web1.nbed.nb.ca/sites/ASD-S/1820/J%20Johnston/short%20stories/The%20Hitchhicker%20-Roald%20Dahl.pdf

I’m not sure stealing from Capt’n Oblivious there is a real test, but you do you kid. Let’s see where this goes.

Start saving up Bail money.

@Susan00100 – Ah, that Susan is a key missing ingredient…unfortunately!

Got talent that one…..

What’s alarming is he doesn’t realize it’s morally wrong.

They say to watch out for the kid pickpockets in Italy; the further south you go, the worse it is. That’s racist nowadays! Everything is racist nowadays.

How did the jacket shrink?

How about thou shall not commit adultery, like paying for sex by a porno queen, and not paying your debts, where is that in the commandments? Then there is something about bearing false witness. And pick pocketing is petty larceny, you need to do it big time, open a university in your name, and get the students to take education loans from the taxpayers , now that is real pick pocketing, right out of all our pockets, and being admired for it.