The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2022

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    Person who invented Hawaiian pizza (ham & pineapple!!) should be drawn & quartered!!!

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Pineapple on pizza is fine for those who like it and the purists don’t have to eat it. it is like white chocolate, we know it’s not really chocolate but we get the idea!

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Relax. It’s only Domino’s /s

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Try it, you might like it! (As I eat a Red Robin Banzai Burger)!

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    It’s a crime against nature I tell ya!!!

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    Never understood the animosity against it. Don’t like it myself but I’ve got other things to get onset about. Like anchovies on pizza.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    OOO Hawaiian PIzzaaaaa

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    ChristopherSutler  over 2 years ago

    Nobody is forcing it down your throat. If you don’t like pineapple on your pizza, then order it that way. But it is not a crime that someone might have a difficult opinion than you.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    When the pineapple mingles with the tomato sauce…..BAZINGA!

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    thebashfulone  over 2 years ago

    I think it was invented in Davenport, Iowa, at the original “Happy Joe’s” pizza joint in the East Village. The same guy (yep—“Joe”) invented the sauerkraut and Canadian bacon pizza. And yet—there is no statue of the man in Davenport!

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    I love pineapple on pizza. Onion, peppers, black olives, and pineapple: yummy to the max!

    I think the people that don’t like pineapple on pizza probably don’t like grilled pineapple either.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Now someone has to ham it up.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    In general, I stand with the Wiccans: “An it hurt none, do as ye will.”

    But pineapple on pizza is Just Wrong.

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    Queen of America  over 2 years ago

    Being drawn and quarteredd was the most horrible way to die. I read about it some historical novel.

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    StewieSquarePants  over 2 years ago

    Ironically, I always order pineapple on pizza when I go to dominoes

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    Jefano Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The best pizzas I’ve ever, by far, had were Canadian Bacon and Pineapple. Most Canadian Bacon and Pineapple pizzas I’ve had were not nearly that good, but still nothing to be dismayed about.

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    jackthemailman  over 2 years ago

    Not ham but Canadian bacon and pineapple!

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    Its egregious because the wine pairing is almost impossible. But then, after the second glass no one cares. Loud Hawaiian shirts help hide the inevitable stains, so party on!

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    Altar_Ego  over 2 years ago

    I also like cheeseburger pizza, mustard instead of red sauce, ground hamburger, lettuce, onion, shredded American or cheddar cheese, dill pickles, and tomato. Sounds weird, but I tried it and I’m hooked. The best pizza IMHO is Pizza King in central Indiana.

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was a driver for Domino’s back in 1985. The manager asked me stop by the grocery store after finishing a run and get two cans of pineapple rings (pineapple wasn’t on the menu then). He made three large “Hawaiian” crew pies for us to try. Pretty sure it all got eaten and I don’t recall any negative reviews.

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    Richardthesecond  over 2 years ago

    Don’t like Hawaiian pizza? Bah! Pizza elitist. Next thing you’ll be telling us is that White Zinfadal in a box isn’t the world’s best wine. “White Zin” as we in the know call it, matched with Round Tables ‘Maui Zaui’ stuffed crust pizza, is an unmatched gastronomic delight.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Domino’s got overzealous with the Hawaiian Pizza…

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    Buoy  over 2 years ago

    And people wonder why peace in the Middle East is so difficult; or anywhere for that matter.

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    del_grande Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There is nothing wrong with a pepperoni, extra cheese, and pineapple pizza – well, except for the carbs in the pineapple, but if you’re ordering pizza, who’s counting carbs?

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    ewaldoh  over 2 years ago

    I’m sorry; but aside from pineapple pizza, what’s the joke?

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    I will admit there are things to eat that are worse than pineapple on pizza. But by the same token there are worse things to drink than colonoscopy prep.

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    kaystari Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So, is that the joke? The cartoonist doesnt like Hawaiian pizza?His opinion is our joke for the day? Why is the fireman coming to a non-fire accident w a hose?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 2 years ago

    No injuries, just a crime against nature!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Honey + mustard? Whoever came up with that idea? It seems totally unnatural. Yet it tastes pretty good. Who’da guessed?

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love pineapple on pizza!

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    ssklansky  over 2 years ago

    The chain had about 500 stores globally, and 58 in the United States, as of July 2019. Currently, the stores can be found in the states of California and Washington as well as in the Philippines. Shakey’s USA, Inc.

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    ISENOTHING  over 2 years ago

    Just dropped in to see if there was a punchline I missed. Guess not.

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    Rhonda Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I do like a good Canadian Bacon and pineapple pizza my favorite will always be sausage, olive and mushroom.

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    gmu328  over 2 years ago

    ham and pineapple pizza – at first I thought it was weird. loved it and it opened my mind to other pizza – who thought barbecue chicken pizza could be good too! an original pepperoni pizza is good, but discovering another tantalizing tasty pizza is also good

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    onespiceybbw  over 2 years ago

    No, gruesome would have been if a pepperoni had been involved. Pineapple on pizza should always be paired with ham (or better, Canadian bacon. Yum!).

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    byamrcn  over 2 years ago

    This one should be age-restricted…impressionable young minds need to be protected from this kind of unspeakable carnage.

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    AtariDragon  over 2 years ago

    Pineapple is just fine on pizza, as long as you also include jalapenos.

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