Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 16, 2022

I know how you feel old-bot.

All-stymied disease.

I sympathize. I’m afraid that one of these days I’m going to wake up and forget my actual name is not Alabama Al.

Set aphasia to “stun”.

No; set to “stump”.

I think he’s about to have a vowel movement…

And virtually all the time, he needs a consonant reminder of what those other things are (besides vowels).

You don’t want him to have a vowel movement.

I remember the words, just can’t spell them.

When everyone else has gotten the upgrade but you.

Dysnomia.

I blame the lack of oxygen.

I now have at least one episode of “literal paraphasia” in typing every day. I have to proofread everything three times and it is often not enough.

Oldbot needs the Vanna White implant.

It’s rough. On the other hand, maybe someday I will forget some of the painful memories.

I forget what the other things are called in words.

It’s time for us to get a CPU upgrade.

Yup. I’m getting there.

You’d think he’d forget “vowels” first.