Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 17, 2022

Long dog, but it took some oomph to reach up there!

A world-class Hoover hound!

Next time adopt a “toy” dog!!!

Long story short.

It was a tall order, but Frankie stood up to the task.

It went for a ride in that limousine over there.

Have a hot dog instead.

Any dog owner could probably relate a tale here

You can’t possibly blame the Weiner dog, now, can you?

Could you cross a dachshund with a giraffe?

I hope he was a dachshund before, otherwise that would hurt like heck.

It was one huge tube-steak!

Get a long, little doggie…………………

Well, that’s a real stretch.

The nose comes in on target so fast that it looks like a shark attack.

Okay, I get that the dog was supposed to have taken it, but I don’t understand how its shape indicates that.

Not sure the joke here, did the steak make the dog longer, or is it that because the dog is so long it can stand on hind legs and reach the counter. If the 2nd, that’s not very funny.

Get a long, little doggie!

Doggone it!

Was it a tube steak?

Blame it on the dog.

Was it a tube steak?