Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 2022

Hopefully a script for cognitive function

Some prescriptions can make you feel young and hip also Ralph.

The prescription is for his hip, which is restless, but far from young.

I love getting those texts!

So much for young and hip, Ralph!

Got one of those from Costco yesterday.

If you feel hip, Ralph, it’s because you dislocated it!

So tired of people being shocked when I say I don’t text. And why aren’t smart phones smart enough to know you can’t send a text to a land line?

What does it mean when you have to put your pharmacy on speed dial.

‘Shee, you’re so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off."

Happy Towel Day everyone

Great gag, Kevin!

Is that for your Viagra subscription?

If you don’t want to text that is your right but citing other technology that you use (email and phone) just makes it seem you are done learning new things.

There are other uses for texting?

You mean we have COLOR TV now?