Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 09, 2022

She should have checked her crystal ball…..

Touché

I shouldn’t have to tell you my credit card number, you’re the psychic!

He was delayed by unforeseen circumstances.

“It’s still rude not to call.”

This is just an old joke. I’m on Madam Zoo Doo’s side. A real psychic would have known.

Announcement on my answering machine years ago: ‘You have reached the home of the world’s greatest psychic. Since I already know who you are and what you want, hang up now…

Madame Zoo Doo and Cosmo are not on the same channel.

And, why are you still working? Haven’t you won the Powerball yet?

It doesn’t work like that… Duh

You should have made it earlier for him…

Cosmo is pretty smart, testing her the way he did.

These “seers” are all quacks and should be listed as Entertainment.

Sign outside a fortune tellers shop:

“Closed due to unforeseen circumstances”

oldie, but a goodie

They advertise psychic fairs here once in awhile. Why? Don’t they already know?

She should have seen that coming!