Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 24, 2022

Well..

Well driving her to the hospital will be cheaper than calling a ambulance.

Is this trip really necessary? — A common slogan during WWII when the government tried to cut down on train travel by the general public. You’ll sometimes hear it as a punchline in Warner Bros. cartoons of the era.

Actually, many women do still have babies at home. You just don’t hear about it in the news. But this couple clearly hasn’t planned for that.

Let’s hope the baby has her IQ and not his.

“This isn’t a good time.”

Unless you want to play mid-husbandry, get the keys….

It is worth it because they have drugs, a bed that comes apart, and clean up after it’s over.

Do you still have your catcher’s mitt?

Hey, you started this remember, Buster!

Add air to the rickshaw tires and you’re good to go.

I hope she’s saving for a divorce.

Talked to a woman who had her first child at home with husband as helper. Did not go well for them, baby died and was buried in the back yard. Decided to make appointment for medical help with second pregnancy.

It’s necessary to preserve your marriage.

The star and director of Self-deliverance.

Well let’s wait until your water breaks so you don’t mess up the car.

Wait ’til you get a load of the price of formula. …and diapers…

Since this is hardly the time to get into an argument, she needs to use a little psychology. Her best answer is simply, “Yeah, unless you want to deliver this baby all by yourself.”

He’ll be in the driver’s seat in moments.

I find it hard to find anything funny about the gas prices

“In spite of the high cost of living, it is still popular…”

(And you don’t want to know what kind of mileage an ambulance gets. Oh, and that’s in billable miles, of course.)

“Is this trip really necessary?”.. The catch phrase to conserve during WWII.

Two for the price of one. First maternity ward, then the emergency room.