That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 12, 2022

Bridget never understood why everyone called her brainiac.

“I think she’s sleeping.” “She’s not sleeping – her eyes are open.” “Some people can sleep with their eyes open.” “I think she’s dead.”

That’s a really creepy doll

The worst person to sit in front of you in a theater.

her wastebasket hat was a riot at parties!

Bad hair day – 18th century Irish style.

I went back to the 2014 strip to find my original post, but I found this post by GR6 that was much funnier.

Even though it was her husband’s birthday, Abigail was having second thoughts about letting him unwrap her. Even though it was her husband’s birthday, Abigail was having second thoughts about letting him unwrap her.

/// Dressing up to go out was a treat,

but her hair wasn’t always so neat.

Took her husband’s advice,

(but first made it look nice),

to “put on the old feedbag and eat.”

I think it may be presumed/

that the lady portrayed is doomed /

in a tragic mishap/

by a giant mobcap/

she’s a woman by fashion consumed///

One hopes that it’s done in a hurry/

and a portion remains we may bury/

When her case comes to court/

The police will report/

She was murdered by millinery!

Dr. Hebst said I have to wear this until the swelling went down. He said he warned me, terrible things could happen if I had a beehive hairdo.

“Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?”

Wait a minute now….8/4 is my birthday! What’ja do with my cake??!

No one understood why Mavis liked to wear the tea cozy on her head. She was just that way. Poor girl; when just a child she’d been twice beaten with an ugly stick and would often sit for hours staring at the blood stained walls…..but that’s another story.

Ethel, the derby was last weekend. Please put that thing away.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…

Irma was sure she could sneak her pet iguana past airport security

she wanted a leopard-skin pillbox hat, but they were out of stock…

Izzat the female version of the 10 gallon hat?

“I’ll show them! They can’t make fun of my hair now. Oh shoot, I just realized…..”

Third on the list of a Conehead’s favorite fashion finds…..right after the medieval hennin and the Queen’s guards’ bearskins.

are we sure there’s not a rat in there directing her baking?

This is a for runner to a hair dryer!

The good news is that the brain-eating amoeba didn’t kill her. The bad news is that the brain-eating amoeba didn’t kill her.

Sarah McClean Bolton: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Walter Robertson - Sarah McClean Bolton.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first File: link found for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has closer to strip coloration image.

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1057 (8/11/14) (May 11, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). The August 4, 2014, strip has its first use (the 10 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative).

Maude had finished the wedding cake just in time. Now to deliver it in a way the guests would never forget.

Nothin’s as revoltin’ as a glimpse of Sarah Bolton in the mor-or-non’…

Has she got a bee in her bonnet..?

She was now assured that when she took that long distance train ride & fell asleep, she’d have a pillow on which to rest her head.

“Portrait of a woman being eaten head first by a giant blancmange” (deleted in error and re-posted !)

backwards Mary, has champer pot on as a hat, she thinks that she is adorable. lucky for her no one told her different.

Sadly, even though it seemed predestined, the couple never met …

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2022/04/22?ct=v&cti=1249643

She was disappointed for getting a 2nd place finish for the praire-dogging painting contest.

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2022/04/13?ct=v&cti=1249643

I think we should try another nanny service, Leonard.