How thoughtful of you.
That would make more sense if you weren’t an only child.
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He just ensured his only child status.
They’ve got more kids?
No streamers? No confetti? No noise-makers? No song? (“For Dad’s a jolly good fellow”) When’s the parade?
My offspring try to be the first to wish each other a happy birthday – usually by text message.
HIPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!!
Shows he cares; now wake up the wife…..
How about midnight snack in bed?
My sister and I don’t compete to be the first on Father’s Day. We have an informal contest to see who can find the funniest card for our dad.
He’s the final arbiter, of course!
Oh oh, Dad. He knows about your love child. Tell him it’s Herschel Walker’s.
allen@home over 2 years ago
How thoughtful of you.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
That would make more sense if you weren’t an only child.
C over 2 years ago
Best birth control ever
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
He just ensured his only child status.
Ubintold over 2 years ago
They’ve got more kids?
Doug K over 2 years ago
No streamers? No confetti? No noise-makers? No song? (“For Dad’s a jolly good fellow”) When’s the parade?
MikeM_inMD over 2 years ago
My offspring try to be the first to wish each other a happy birthday – usually by text message.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
HIPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Shows he cares; now wake up the wife…..
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
How about midnight snack in bed?
Jody H. Premium Member over 2 years ago
My sister and I don’t compete to be the first on Father’s Day. We have an informal contest to see who can find the funniest card for our dad.
He’s the final arbiter, of course!
admiree2 over 2 years ago
Oh oh, Dad. He knows about your love child. Tell him it’s Herschel Walker’s.