And if the package comes too unhandy, “gravitate” yourself to the “Eye-sack Newt-on” the left side…you really don’t have to be a scientist to know that
This is hilarious. I have a mild objection, though, to the commonly drawn caricature of witches. They are often drawn with crooked teeth, green skin, and moles on their faces and generally made out to be ugly. However, many witches do not have any of these characteristics and appear quite beautiful.
Farside99 over 2 years ago
My wife used a lot of Hamburger Helper when we were first married. I’m glad she didn’t find this on the shelf.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
I bet Newt will keep an eye out for her!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
It’s as BOO-bby Weep sang: “The Newt Has a Thousand Eyes” – at least in this package. Or am I just as drunk as a newt?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
And if the package comes too unhandy, “gravitate” yourself to the “Eye-sack Newt-on” the left side…you really don’t have to be a scientist to know that
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
She must be shopping at GhoulMart.
Doug K over 2 years ago
You have to have (supply your own) or buy the newt eye(s).
Detroit Dan over 2 years ago
Where’s the Helper Helper?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cream of Goats!!! LOL! Funnier than the Helper.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems over 2 years ago
Dinner!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Wonder if Zelda would know I used this?
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Careful, Bleeb! She might think that you could be an interesting ingredient.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
But, is it organic?
Jim2g over 2 years ago
Watch out bleeb you don’t want to end up in the stew
geese28 over 2 years ago
Sprinkle some cockroach antenna for seasoning
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ingredients:
1. The left ear of a giant, (or the right ear)
2. The knee of an eagle
3. A Terrible Nice
4. A large, red, one-eyed, no-nosed, nothing.
Stir well, and I think you get Cracker Jacks. シ
jango over 2 years ago
That would be great to see Newt Gingrich wearing an eye patch now!
spaceagesoul over 2 years ago
Cool it with a baboon’s blood.
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
Where do the keep the Toe of Frog soup? :)
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Is she gonna newt it, I mean nuke it?
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 2 years ago
Witches Who Are Bad Cooks Be Loco!
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
This is hilarious. I have a mild objection, though, to the commonly drawn caricature of witches. They are often drawn with crooked teeth, green skin, and moles on their faces and generally made out to be ugly. However, many witches do not have any of these characteristics and appear quite beautiful.
ars731 over 2 years ago
“Needs more Eye of Newt.. you always want more eye of newt! If it were up to you, the brew would be nothing but newt eyes! "