The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 26, 2022

Brutus hasn’t the “Instant Karma”

Brutus is lucky he still has a job there, Except that he’s kept on to be used as the scapegoat when anything goes wrong.

I would feel pretty low if the boss talked to me like that. I’m feeling sorry for old Brutus…

Your best is never good enough.

That boss is one of the last people that I would want to work for.

Peter Principle.

Well, brother Brutus may not have the chops for sales, but since he hasn’t been fired yet, he must have some other successful benefit he adds to the company. Chief whipping boy comes to mind.

Well, evidently, brother Brutus lacks the chops for sales. But, there must me some other benefit that he brings to the table or he would’ve been fired by now. Chief whipping boy comes to mind.

You know, when I think of the Veeblemiester/Brutus relationship it reminds me of other great relationships in fiction like Capitan Hood and Mr. Smee.

Could you imagine how Brutus would do if he wasn’t trying his best?

maybe next time, put him in a sale you don’t want to succeed at. ;)

Ol’ Veeblefester caught Brutus out there, again!

Sometimes Brutus, silence is golden!

Boss has a point. Actions speak louder than words.,..

Who needs Self Esteem Brutus… You’re a natural charmer or Jacks a dull boy.

That’s par for the course…

OUCH!!!

Telling the boss you tried you best but failed is not a good selling point for keeping your job. Good thing he makes a good whipping boy.

It sounds like he met his usual expectations.

brutus’ motto is “be all you can be” – sadly, he’s living up to it…

His best is a really low bar.