Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 03, 2022

And that’s why you print your speech in a HUGE font.

The audience is made up of doctors, and he’s speaking in Prescription.

Took me a moment. My excuse is I haven’t had my morning coffee.

As good as anyone else’s, Horace.

Yes, it’s clearly word for word.

A speech on mumbling, huh, Horace?!

Just pretend everyone in the audience is naked……you’ll do fine Horace!

He was ready for his speech if ready means to read it literally – to give the speech exactly as it was written.

we see the writing on the wall here…!

….and the words just flowed, once he started…

Write more clearly next time.

“Write bigger! We can’t hear you in the back!”

should have used a word processor

The Unlettered Side of the Horse

You can tell Horace speaks Finnish. Look at the length of the words! Before I got close enough to read anything, I could always tell if the newspaper was in Swedish or Finnish. The Finnish words are, for the most part, longer than the Swedish ones.

Please wake me whinny finishes.

A micro phone makes the sound smaller, right?