Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2022

I mix granola with Chex cereals sometimes. It’s good.

First time I saw a Corn Pop reach critical mass.

He loves the noise. For dinner, it’s gunpowder chicken.

Is Monty eating the ends of all the boxes?

Monty needs to dial back the Pops a little bit.

Corn pops don’t ‘pop’, nothing would happen.

Maybe tomorrow this arc will continue with SNL Colon Blow. Just giving fair warning…

“Sugar Smacks” “Life”, “Honey Bun”.

“Lucky Charms” “Trix”, “Pops”.

“Fruit Loops” “Kix”, “Mr. T”.

I think that’s how Van Gogh lost an ear.

How well I remember “Pops.” Back in the day, they were called “Sugar Pops.” And, like Uncle Sam’s puffed rice cereal, got soggy very quickly!

Are we leading up to a Suger-Frosted Prostituties joke?

How does it drink the coffee? Though it’s nose? And how does it eliminate waste?

Gotta have my pops!

Corn Pops used to be called Sugar Pops before sugar got a bad rap.

Does this count as POP-up humor?