Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for June 24, 2022

Fillmore isn’t Emcee material, Hawthorne. Keep looking.

No sale

Sounds an awful lot like the Oscars and Kevin Hart. Those self important Hollywood elites should just have a quiet little dinner with their own crowd. No common person really gives a hoot about them.

This might have been covered in the prior few days’ comments, but I hope these awards are called the “Goonies.”

Sorry, Hawthorne, but even the promise of being emcee isn’t enough to convince Fillmore.

I don’t you’ll want Fillmore to emcee the event. I can just hear him saying, “and for the contrived, arbitrary Goonie award”.

Fillmore’s been slapped before.

Hawthorne should be nicer, period.

Hawthorne you really should be nicer.

Haha! XD