The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2022

TED talks!

at least he is not “Bad Funk Railroad”

If you have to ask, you got off at the wrong bus stop.

Must be in great demand the last Thursday in November! (What a turkey)!

I thought it was a Grateful TED Talk.

This better be good…a lot of people are so Ted up with this…

And there’s no music. He’s just all talk.

“My name is Theodore. My friends call me ‘Beaver’.”

At least he’s not TED Offensive.

I thought I was going to see the Monkeys but it turned out to be a Friars glee club

It’s more about the memories you’ll make while passing the time waiting. Assuming you’ll remember them. No extra points for accuracy.

Look at all the TedHeads!

When he’s aggressively angry he’s Ferocious Theodosius…

But my friends and family still call me Beaver.

If he takes off his clothes , does that make him a Teddy bare?

“Country Joe and the Fish will be out here in a moment, thankfully. The rest of you just enjoy the mud bath!”

Worst TED Talk ever.

He’ll be heckled by the moody boos.

Yeh-yeh yeh-yeh yeh-yeh yeh, singing, "Thank you, for a real good time!

Yeh-yeh yeh-yeh yeh-yeh yeh, singing, "Thank you, for a real good time!

Guess they all partied before reading the venue description.

This show is listed in DadBase IX.

be sure to avoid the brown acid…

There was a Led Zeppelin tribute band in Michigan called Ed Zeppelin.