Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 02, 2022

I guess that means Todd is straight out of luck.

Oh good! I’ve always wanted to read a manual that says, “BLAART BLAART BLAART!”

Or as Mario puts it in the CDI game: “If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!”

Colloquial Unicorn? Not formal Unicorn?

Just what we need, an unicorn with a monocle.

Why English? Seems out of place.

Well, if there are spellbooks, then it makes sense to me there would also be troubleshooting manuals for them too.

Maybe it’s time to move to a wiki.

BSD, Solaris, OS/400, 15 more NIX flavors, DOS 3.1, CPM…

This boring storyline needs a manual written in FUNNY.

Goblin and Unicorn, I understand, but why English?!?

Because English is the modern-day lingua franca.

Yet Marigold is able to alter the intensity of the Shield of Boringness at will, and even drop it completely, no matter where she is at the moment?