Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 04, 2022

I also would like more…pizzas – but not in my coffee, guys!

Poor Gary…..

Hey, he should be relieved of any cardiac pain at least.

Someone get Travis.

Saturday — the traditional day for poetic resolution in daily comic strips.

So that’s that.

Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound.

No blood on the wall.

Did Bram Stoker and other early vampire novelists consider powerful explosives as a means of killing vampires? I mean, can we expect Gary’s body to regenerate itself from frame 3.

It’s got a nice kick, but it kills the flavor.

What affect did it have on his intestines? One of the reasons I drink coffee in the morning.

It’s now a pick me up my head for Gary….

{"I’m conflicted. My headache is gone… but so is my head!"}

Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee should only be drunk by professionals.

It’ll buff right out!

That’ll buff out.

Hey, don’t let it go to your head!

(Oops! Too late….)

Gary lost his head again.