Monty by Jim Meddick for June 07, 2022

In his case it’s a reek liner.

Decline-r

I want one.

Does the lever have a launch function?

I recall when rubberized horse hair was all the rage but sadly rubber horses are now extinct.

Right off the rack @ Al’s Discount Furniture Barn.

This will be the third time this week that they had to call 9-1-1.

What? No beer-holders?

I got a chair like that from Sam’s Club years ago – even if you didn’t want to, you’d be out like a light.

Recliner?? It was always ’’Grampy’s Chair’’.

The bird sort of serves the same purpose for Moondog as the robot does for Monty, I.e., as a straight man. The difference being that sometimes the bird will do pretty funny stuff whereas the robot is just an observer.

I must posses one of these chairs!

Does it come with the massager to prevent your arteries from hardening? :)

I see he got new shoes . . . . :)

Where do I get one?

I want one – can I upgrade to one with the jiggling features?

An efficient narcotic product! Moonie is out like a light in mere moments!

Pilsner, this is your opportunity to loot the apartment (especially the refrigerator)….