Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 09, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

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    TStyle78  over 2 years ago

    Or they could call him pip or pips since that’s what the dots on it are called.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    It would have helped if he hadn’t come alone.

    (If only he had come pre-paired with a die-hard friend.)

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    Anters55  over 2 years ago

    Diversity Inclusion Equity (D.I.E.)?

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    He’s been spotted.

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    bookworm0812  over 2 years ago

    I bet anyone that if they roll the die, I can tell them what number is on the bottom without touching the die ad without examining the sides. Anybody want to take me up on it?

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    Seems a little dicey.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 2 years ago

    I notice the die has a pronounced four head.

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    EmmettWayne  over 2 years ago

    Hi Die would be nicer and eliminate the doubt.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    just depends on the roll of the….

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    They’re just playing games with you.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wait a second to see what comes next…it could be that they think it’s Passover and they’ve just started to sing the chorus of “Dayenu.”

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s just joining the gathering and being greeted.

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    PaulGoes  over 2 years ago

    Oh, crap!

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Like Allen at home, what the hell is the punch line?!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    “Pop-O-Matic, roll the…oh, never mind.”

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    ehselin1967  over 2 years ago

    Whatever he’s doing, I’ll take 2!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    looks like he’s on a roll…

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    Phydeux  over 2 years ago

    He’s just one of the cast.

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    htenhoeve  over 2 years ago

    I thought they were picking teams. he’s the one to even up to 3 each side but no one else has suggested that so I’m probably wrong.

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    MissyTiger  over 2 years ago

    Hi, Dottie!

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    Ron Bauerle  over 2 years ago

    No “Norm!” comments?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I don’t know if this helps, but the L tile is definitely smiling!

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