Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 23, 2022

Everybody counts…..

Does each skeleton get to vote? Or does every bone in the skeleton get to vote? I just wanted to know how “they” harvested the votes.

The only time skeletons in your closet are good is Halloween.

Depends on who was appointed to do the counting.

I’m fairly sure that now, even Rush Limbaugh is voting the Democrat ticket. And I probably will too, when I’m gone.

At least once — and as often as necessary.

Must be a chitown democrat

His Amontillado constituents.

Yep – he’s a Demoncrat alright.

….or as they used to say in Chicago, vote early and vote often!

Well, that confirms it. He’s a Democrat.

They’ll come out when they make their bones.

But they have no skin in the game.