My doctor couldn’t understand that even though I am morbidly obese I NEVER suffered from high blood pressure. I told them I have a dog that I hug loads of times a day. She smiled and said "that would certainly help’. But it’s true, if you hug your dog or cat, you can just feel the stresses of the day flow away and all is right with the world. They really are amazing.
what is it to a school that they lose a few years worth of tuition? They could have gotten SO many new students by claiming the prestige of being the alma matter of the genius Marcel Pohl, instead they did the stupid thing and now new students will know this school tries to hold back the exceptional so they can milk them for more cash.
I just got an E-Mail message today from a friend telling everyone he’s safe. “I got robbed this morning, but didn’t get shot or stabbed.” He flagged down a police car that was passing to report the crime. As the cop was filling out the paperwork he told him “this has been happening allot around here these days.” “Yeah… He just cleaned out my wallet and not a thank you or anything. The cop asked him if he could identify the robber, he said “Hell yes, I can see him from here, that’s him across the street in the Shell station parking lot, he’s wearing yellow and red, and his name is Pump Number Two.”
Back in the day of small general stores, the grocer at one store would regularly rearrange the shelves to place the most popular items on the lower shelves in the front of the store, and the least popular items on the very highest shelves in the back.
A gorgeous young woman worked at the grocery store to climb a ladder to get items down from the top shelf. Because she is so attractive, a lot of men who come to the grocery store ask her for items from the highest shelves just so they can see up her skirt when she climbs the ladder.
Today the top shelf item is Raisin Bread. She has climbed the ladder nearly 2 dozen times to get raisin bread for the young men, when an old man comes walking down the bread aisle. “Excuse me, sir,” she asks. “Is yours raisin too?”
Looking up at her, he replies “Nope, but it sure is twitchin’ a mite.”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Where does one even find such a plant with such a watery feature?
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
My doctor couldn’t understand that even though I am morbidly obese I NEVER suffered from high blood pressure. I told them I have a dog that I hug loads of times a day. She smiled and said "that would certainly help’. But it’s true, if you hug your dog or cat, you can just feel the stresses of the day flow away and all is right with the world. They really are amazing.
zerotvus over 2 years ago
it’s dogs like this one that give fleas a bad name…..
dlasher over 2 years ago
Maybe a better name would be “Wet T-Shirt Flower”.
lmuller7 over 2 years ago
I sure wish they could pet/scratch back ! ( actually they do – purring & whining – unconditional love in their own way ! )
hcdrake2000 over 2 years ago
Sitting in their play area with my chinchillas lowers my BP
yangeldf over 2 years ago
what is it to a school that they lose a few years worth of tuition? They could have gotten SO many new students by claiming the prestige of being the alma matter of the genius Marcel Pohl, instead they did the stupid thing and now new students will know this school tries to hold back the exceptional so they can milk them for more cash.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
I’m of the opinion that being nice to any living thing can lower one’s blood pressure.
Take care, may relied upon cornball Fred “When I Look In The Mirror I See You” Rogersord be with you, and gesundheit.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
And petting your dog instead of watching the Evening News can really lower your blood pressure!
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
EVERYBODY knows that thing about pets and blood pressure.That’s no “unusuality”.
Find out what hot dogs are really made of.And then DON’T TELL ME!!
rAtkinson over 2 years ago
I just got an E-Mail message today from a friend telling everyone he’s safe. “I got robbed this morning, but didn’t get shot or stabbed.” He flagged down a police car that was passing to report the crime. As the cop was filling out the paperwork he told him “this has been happening allot around here these days.” “Yeah… He just cleaned out my wallet and not a thank you or anything. The cop asked him if he could identify the robber, he said “Hell yes, I can see him from here, that’s him across the street in the Shell station parking lot, he’s wearing yellow and red, and his name is Pump Number Two.”
Scott S over 2 years ago
Sasha likes if I have my robe on. It’s soft terrycloth, she rubs all over it while I pet her, & you can hear her purring from several feet away.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
Back in the day of small general stores, the grocer at one store would regularly rearrange the shelves to place the most popular items on the lower shelves in the front of the store, and the least popular items on the very highest shelves in the back.
A gorgeous young woman worked at the grocery store to climb a ladder to get items down from the top shelf. Because she is so attractive, a lot of men who come to the grocery store ask her for items from the highest shelves just so they can see up her skirt when she climbs the ladder.
Today the top shelf item is Raisin Bread. She has climbed the ladder nearly 2 dozen times to get raisin bread for the young men, when an old man comes walking down the bread aisle. “Excuse me, sir,” she asks. “Is yours raisin too?”
Looking up at her, he replies “Nope, but it sure is twitchin’ a mite.”
Until next time.
pbr50138 over 2 years ago
I guess there’s a price for being “too smart”.