The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 14, 2022

I give you perdition to correct it.

Apparently Dean is a real person and he did invent autocorrect.

But since he ran the Internet Explorer development, he’s probably in the right place.

Exactly where grammar cops belong!

He’ll be singin’ “Ooh-ee, ooh ah-ah, ting tangWalla walla bing bang”

Damn you Autocorr..?…..oh ya !

Voice recognition is just as bad!

Theirs going to be punishment

Dean may run into a few heels down there.

The Realm of Unnecessary Apostrophes.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender says “What’ll be Bunny?”

The rabbit replies “No idea, I just jumped in here by autocorrect.”

The new monitoring software being used by Gocomics probably censored the original sign.

“You have a word that is on…”

Actually, Scott, it should be “the Afterlite”.

I understand he had to change his name cause too many people wanted to send him there.

I have the feeling a lot of people have trouble with autocorrect because they don’t know how to turn it off.

Wait till he finds out the cafeteria is serving meet loaf.

that scuks for Dean!

he’s gonna have a he’ll of a time…

Bell Telephone Laboratories required English majors to proof our technical documents before publishing … ooh, we would argue (I only had 15 English and Lit credits) but they were all beautiful young ladies, so it wasn’t that bad returning a dozen times.

The grammar police deserves to be in hell.

If you have to keep it clean: Welcome to Heck.

I LOL’d when I saw this one. Also, extra points for the guy’s last name!

Oh dear, that’s TERRIBLE! I really should stop laughing now. On net Lee, I real Lee showed.