Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 18, 2022

go ahead, please

Ralph’s right.

Now that’s playing dirty!

A well meaning person gave me wind chimes over twenty years ago. I’ve saved them for sentimental reasons, but have never hung them anywhere where there’s a breeze. This person didn’t know how annoying I found them.

Just don’t send my neighbor a leaf blower.

At least the guy has time to read the warning.

Depends on the chimes. Properly tuned ones sound quite nice. Cheap ones just clank

The neighborhood is full of wind chimes. You’d expect the cacophony to keep the critters away. Not so you’d notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rqBtKXJZbU

Warning to all Doctors: If you keep me waiting more than a half hour past my appointed time, I will start giving your name and address to all the door-to-door solar panel salesmen that come my way …!

Worse than thorns jammed under fingernails. But they do keep spirits away.

And some gas pills.

Yeah, like I need that to know when my neighbor breaks wind!

I actually like wind chimes. My neighbor had them and I guess someone complained and he took them down.

Harsh!

I love wind chimes, send me some ! ! !