Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 21, 2022

Ok wacko

Why not a drive-by mowing?

Cut him down to size.

If you’ve ever accidentally weed whacked a body part, you know that it hurts like hell. Not me, of course, my neighbor…..

Don’t be giving them any ideas.. having whacked my own foot I know this could be a very effective method to make the bravest man beg for mercy.

ouch

Use a battery powered whacker. Quieter, won’t attract as much attention. And it’s kinder to the earth.

Just so that everybody know, a professional grade weed whacker and a tiny rock can destroy a sliding glass door. Don’t ask me how I know this.

Had weed whackers been around back then, I’m sure a “charming” fella who went by the name Dutch Schultz, would have happily used one on his victims.