Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 18, 2022

The perfect spot to remain undetected!

Snicker, snicker…….oh you two are So Bad!

I suspect Lupin is going to be blamed for messing with the toilet paper. Can’t find the strip with him “measuring the toilet paper” right now, but I know it’s out there.

I wonder what asanas Natasha knows? Downward Facing Mice? Half Lord of the Murine? Mouse to Cheddar Pose?

Said they wouldn’t like the TP bit. People get protective of their toilet paper these days.

I can’t say anything. Yesterday, I unplugged my treadmill to get to a cabinet, shrugged, and didn’t plug it back in.

Clear off the cobwebs first.

Exercise equipment, the closet extension.

That yoga mat may also muffle the construction sounds.

Yoga mat is also good for a kitchen mat. That is if you have a good mat, not one of the box stores $10 mats. They are good for only one thing – rolled and duct taped at each end,they are great garden kneelers.

On Monday I discovered a nasty leak in my bathroom. While everything gets sorted out, a big fan has been left in there to keep it dry. Said fan is powerful enough to unravel my current roll of toilet paper and now it looks like Bagheera’s handiwork. (Pawwork?)

Or I could just blame mice. LOL.

Or the ironing board!

That would explain why my girl cat, Tigger, has been staring at my( has only been unrolled twice, since I bought it) Yoga mat!

Soft and cozy, “Mice” and easy

Best to idle than be busy

No one will find you I will bet

When you hide in the yoga mat

Gotta work off those ice cream sandwich calories, Natasha!

Olivia Newton-John: Physical

All the noise in the walls we just don’t like

Time to find a new location

I gotta set it up just right

With all the rolls of TP!

I found a location that seems ideal

A place where no one else goes

With a treadmill and yoga mats

Far as the eye can see!

…….

Once they were physical, physical

But now who gets physical?

Monuments to physical

Woman tried to be physical

Now the equipment is stored away, stored away

It’s all just stored away!

…….

New Years resolutions are all good

But they’re done by February

The storage space is ideal

For homes made of TP!

Once the roofers are done their work,

We’ll move back into the walls!

But right now this ideal,

This is the place to be!

…..

Once they were physical, physical

But now who gets physical?

Monuments to physical

Woman tried to be physical

Now the equipment is stored away, stored away

It’s all just stored away!

If I were the Woman I would probably assume it was the children rather than intelligent lab-raised kleptomaniac mice. The yoga mat probably is more comfortable, though, and might even make for good soundproofing against the roofers.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Lupinium: Don’t forget, everyone, my advanced tumbling class starts soon.

Elvis-Anum: I still fail to find what’s dignified about running and rolling around on the floor.

Puckmosis: We all need to stay in good shape, and it’s a great way to unwind after a long day at the desk.

Lupinium: And I was hoping you’d help me create a new Dancing Corsair series.

Elvis-Anum: Well, I suppose I could come up with a few moves that would be beneficial.

Lupinium: Great. And of course we would need you to create a scroll series for everyone’s instruction.

Elvis-Anum: I think I could manage that. What would we call this series?

Beatrixia: How about Lupinium, Elvis, and You?

Oh that reminds me, I have to dust the exercise bike.

Well at least THERE enjoying the exercise equipment

When did we buy exercise equipment?

It’s not as luxurious as lying on an ice creamsandwich, Violet, but I’m glad you’re cozy.

I’ve been known to waste money on useless things but never exercise equipment.

My little foster kittens are now all at just over 2 pounds, which means they can get spayed/neutered and go to their newforever homes. Right now the shelter has 22 kittens out in foster homes so we’re hoping a LOT of people need kittens.And two mama cats.

TP is made of gold these days. Costs like 2 bucks a session

Double OT

Indeed, my treadmill is supporting a rolled up rug, at the moment.

For some reason I am lacking the treadmill with its useful storage features.

Laugh out loud punchline.

I have three exercise mats rolled up in the closet for floor exercises I can no longer do because my legs cramp up. Walking is still the best exercise. Walking with a cat is fun exercise, especially when you have to walk slowly.

Parker agrees with the soft. When I flip out my yoga mat, he plops himself in the middle and begins an extensive bathing exercise. I have too many pictures for proof.

These mice are the Napoleons of Crime.

I was once chasing a mouse around the house and it headed for the linen closet. It zigged when it should have zagged, though, because it tried to burrow into a rolled up comforter. It couldn’t get all the way in so its little butt was hanging out. I retrieved it and ushered it outside.

Waffle thinks my exercise mat is his personal petting spot, right in the middle of it. I mean, why else would I put a large, soft, warm thing on the floor?

This story line has to be one of the funniest ever. I laughed so much the last few days. And that final panel really had me.

Is that a jump rope inside the yoga mat or one of those bungee cord fitness straps?

Yep, it’s a definite improvement.

I feel attacked. (Tosses another throw rug over the standing punching bag)

Time to see if Baba Mouse will let them move in for a little bit. Seems that’s going to be the time the exercise equipment will get used, if just to make the roofers think they use it regularly.