Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 17, 2022

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Sweet dreams.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    As if Andy would win a football cup; he’d still pummel the opposing team in a scrap and be sent to the bench.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    The original spam, door to door salespeople! At least he didn’t ask about andy’s auto warranty!

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    AFFICIONADO  over 2 years ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a continuation of yesterday’s ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp hates being waked from his dream glory doesn’t he? my avatar is a spoof of what clouds would think people look like if they could think like us , the ones in our street would see a lot of idiots ;o0, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be a little busy , but we will cope I hope , no shopping to or errands to run, just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when I will have my fav nosh keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    you can as well visit on some proper time!

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    C  over 2 years ago

    A pox on all door to door hucksters

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    kbyrdleroy123  over 2 years ago

    Come back later.

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    countoftowergrove  over 2 years ago

    Do they still have door to door salesmen in England?

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    SWCarter  over 2 years ago

    Double Glazing? If he’s a donut salesman, he can visit me any time.

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Shabbat shalom, Eldo and rjm.

    And Happy Fathers’ Day.

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    What they say about glass houses goes double for this chap.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Unrealistic dreams all around.

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    Now if his bag said “Double boozing” Andy would be right there!

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    djtenltd  over 2 years ago

    Dealing with guys like Andy, he’ll have no choice but to put in for early retirement!

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    The Famous Eccles  over 2 years ago

    Why would he be trying to sell double glazing to somebody who rents?

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    Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The salesman must be from Porlock.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    Keep dreamin’, Andy.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    My cousin and his wife live in a little old Connecticut farmhouse, that was built in 1763. I remember all the hoops they had to jump through in trying to preserve the historical integrity of the home while attempting to modernize it ( ie. electricity, heat, running water, sewer system, etc. ) to make it livable. One of the major hurdles they faced was the Historical Preservation Society balking at their replacing the old, thin single pane glass in the windows with double-glazed glass.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Last thing Andy needs is double glazing, he spends most of his time glazed over.

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    Hope you’ve got a decent amount in your retirement pot then.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    @Afficionado

    Hey, Affie.

    I didn’t go to bingo today but will possibly go tomorrow instead. However I didn’t stay in the house today. I went out but didn’t leave until after 4pm.

    I’ve had some dreams where I’ve woke up and been annoyed that it didn’t actually happen. And I’ve had dreams where I’ve woke up and I’m relieved it didn’t actually happen.

    Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. As you know, I’m having mine too.

    Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy. See you after the weekend!

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    New at the sales game? First day on the job? Considering that it looks like he’s making a cold call, he’d better be prepared for lots of doors being slammed in his face. Time to develop a thick skin.

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    In your dreams, Andy!

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 2 years ago

    Worthy of the Master ?

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