Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 14, 2022

good call, doctor

Now he thinks of it!

Iatrogenic problem

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a variation of a theme , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s way of doing what the doctor ordered is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day? ours should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping to door errands to run , just stay inside the house because it’s windy outside, and keep hydrated, stay safe and thanks for caring young Lady

He’ll get nowhere fast in that canal.

Up a canal without a pedal?

That’s when he got the idea for a pedal boat. Almost there, except for the boat part.

If the canal is that shallow. He still should be able to pedal his bike in and get somewhere.

I’d hope that worthless bum would drown in the canal, but then, long-suffering Flo would be saddled with his debts!!

I guess the lighter side of Andy getting drunk at the pub, wandering through the streets singing loudly, then coming home drunk, is at least he’s not out running around and cheating on Flo.

Andy has just invented a new sport

Doc’s bag is portable advertising – it flashes different colors…!

I really do like this ironic response – tee hee!!

Where did Andy come across that bicycle?

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Look at all the energy he’ll exert getting the bike out the canal. Then again he’ll probably just leave it since he no doubt nicked the bike anyway.

After a night at the pub, it’s better if Andy walks, crawls or swims home. You don’t want him operating any means of conveyance where he could be a danger to others.

Confession time: I am 27 and never learned how to ride a bike. I also can’t swim!

I’ll give you all some time to recover from the initial shock.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I was at the library today and filled in that application form I mentioned yesterday. It will now be sitting in HR’s inbox.

I bought some sandwiches from the supermarket today. It was more of a ‘Want’ than a ‘Need’ though. They are Ham & Cheese and Oak Smoked Ham. I don’t do this very often as sandwiches can easily be made at home but they actually taste delicious from the supermarket. It’s my money anyway so… Haha. They are currently sitting in my mini fridge. I’m at the carvery tomorrow.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

bi—athalon all at once!

I suppose that the doctor should have suggested that Andy wear a helmet, but Andy’s brain is probably already damaged enough.

Attn ex U.S.A.F. members.

https://www.westernjournal.com/breaking-lackland-air-force-base-lockdown-active-shooter-reported/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=WJBreaking&utm_campaign=breaking&utm_content=western-journal&ats_es=5c7302c44c56aeef326f09e10c6f8ea4

Neither is wandering into the canal.

How come the doctor’s bag changed colors from yellow to white:)