The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 17, 2022

He’s doing the work talented ballplayers refuse to do!

He is the team scape goat.

The best way to know if you’re worthless is if you are always picked last when they choose the teams.

Out of the way

No one is worthless…. They can always serve as a bad example.

STOOPID!

What color is the sky in Brutus’ world?

If you don’t believe that Wilberforce made 5 outs does that make him an out liar?

I hope Wilberforce has talents elsewhere. He won’t make it in sports.

Big series this weekend! Dodgers/Guardians. (When you think about it, “Guardians” is very similar to “Indians”.) Good luck Brutus!

on the positive side, he appears to be really good at striking out…

err… well, then they might want to use him last or something.

Gee. I’ll bet that makes Wilberforce feel a LOT better!

That’s the way to make lemonade, Brutus!

If he gets 1 hit in 5, he could make millions.

You didn’t ground into any double-plays, so there’s that.

Well, at least Brutus is being a good father.

That one’s not going to cut it. Better to inquire how he did on defense. If that’s bad also. Just tell him that we all have bad days every so often…..

With out the outs by Wilberforce “The game goes on forever, and the day never ends”, to paraphrase Robert Earl Keen. : )

Positivity and Optimism. An attitude which tends to pay off later.

It’s in the genes, the men in this family are used to striking out.

Finally it comes out, Brutus describes his own personal ethos. Better he should go through life losing so others can be successful, or something like that.

Brutus, I love how you try to make your boy feel better…you are such a good dad.

It takes time to learn to be a good ball player – just how old is Wilberforce? Does he really expect to hit .800 every game? Ask him how he did in right field.

I was just in a Zoom meeting where the topic of putting a positive spin on something negative came up (as in how to answer the question, “Tell me about your greatest weakness,” on a job interview).

Brutus, you’re the champ!

NICE!!

Heck the guys only let me do that once a game.

how come the Loser does not go to his son’s games?