Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 22, 2022

Won’t be popular with triskaidekaphobics.

♪"I love, I love, I love my calendar girl

Yeah, sweet calendar girl

I love, I love, I love my calendar girl

Each and every day of the year…"♪ ~ Neil Sedaka

Then Julius Caesar messed everything up.

(sigh) back to the drawing board! :D

You can’t both be right.

Sounds familiar somehow.

Will this be the end of Blue Moons?

“All the rest have thirty-one, except February, which I’ll use to fix up all the anomalies… There! Done!”

I remember that mnemonic. I was also taught to count the knuckles on 1 hand, including the space between them. Each knuckle is 31 days and each space is 28 (29 in a leap year) or 30.

The calendar is all wrong, we don’t even know what year it is? AD or BC.

You wonder why nobody has changed the calendar to fit today’s needs. Everything else changes. The Hebrew calendar is Year 5782. Do they know something we don’t?

Does Thor’s calendar count the years down?…

I hate to break it to Thor, but that accounts for only 364 days. The solar year is 365.25. Thor’s way means we would celebrate spring in the fall every 182 years.

A poem?! Good one, Clumsy Carp.

The educating machines have done it again!