Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 17, 2022

Who needs ice cream?

One heck of a lot of us, that’s who.

Diabetes eliminated sugar when I was a child – a purring cat in my lap is joy!

the idea that everything around you should “spark joy” is moronic. my chainsaw doesn’t particularly spark a whole heck of a lot of joy, but i couldn’t do without it…

And a pizza cutter.

Wine floats. Worth a try.

Bye Hal.

Aunty, you need a puppy.

That’ll be the end of Walt.

Gotta get some new stuff, Aunty.

Might as well toss the corkscrew and the ice cream scoop. Without a bottle of wine and a carton of ice cream, they serve no purpose and bring no joy!

I think I’ve still got as Pint of ice cream left.

But, the last Wine I bought was from Chateau Screwtop, so I probably won’t need the corkscrew.

And a corkscrew!