Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 01, 2022

smack them on the stove

Better start finding some shoes for them…

Doesn’t have to be cold weather to make them move further south.

So grateful to be small; comments have just added to my gratitude!

I kid my sister about having “furniture disease:” her chest fell into her drawers.

Reason number 23 why I’m glad I’m not a girl.

What does an older woman have between her b o o b s that a younger woman doesn’t? Her navel.

I consider anything above the waist as “perky”.

Yep. Moving south, closer to the equator.

Don’t look behind you Aunty, your B@@B’s aren’t the only thing heading south.

They’ve move so far they’re down under.

I’ve got a quick fix for all you ladies…get breast cancer and either lose them or have them surgically altered beyond recognition. Be glad for what you have.

Use the zero number. b00bs

and her hubby’s hairline keeps moving north…

An inexperienced hit man had a job to shoot an old lady.An old hand said to hit her in the heart shoot her jut below the left breast.He shot her kneecap