That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 09, 2022

My original post in 2019:

“Self-control until this jerk finishes the painting. Then, I’m going to town on these sausages, and his butt!

“Man loses hand attempting to grab some weiners.”

Hello, ASPCA? I want to report a dog owner.

Rex, that’s not what I meant when I said linked in…

The only reason that Jock was able to hold out and not eat the sausages was because they were cheap American imitations.

/// The Great Dane doesn’t move, hardly blinks,

as he balances six sausage links.

His obedient snout

will not snap ‘til a shout

from his master’s voice curtails these kinks.

Rex’s owner couldn’t accept the fact that Rex was now a vegetarian, and insisted on teasing him with various meats.

Solstice is right, that’s a Great Dane, not a pitbull.

“Seriously. Jimmy Dean? You know I’m kosher.”

Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture?

Nuthin could be finer than to misspell “Wiener” “Weiner” in the mor-or-ornin..

“When dogs take over the world, I’m making you balance tacos on your nose, Wilhelm.”

Now Talbot’s a disciplined hound/

As his owners have painfully found/

With an iron will -/

That endures until/

The filet mignon comes around….///

His tastes are extremely refined/

But he’s dangerous til he’s dined/

So make no mistake -/

No “wieners” – just steak/

He eats about ten pounds a day/

Of only the finest filet./

I’ve heard his folks fume:/

“Just Who’s keeping whom ?/

Could we not just have sheltered some stray ?”///

But of course by now it’s too late/

Out of house and of home they’ll be ate !/

This beast is a bane/

And the message is plain:/

You should purchase your “dogs” by weight.

Would all dogs consider themselves wiener dogs? Asking for a friend…

One should take care in selecting a pet. / A fact people tend to forget / Is that a cute animal baby / Could grow and one day be / Roughly the size and shape of a jumbo jet!

Jawohl, Herr Trübner, I will pose for many hours with the tempting smell of bratwurst tormenting my senses. And tonight you will find many “gifts” around the house that will torment your own senses!

Fooled me!

Scoreboard: Dobermann – 6 Mailmen – 0

“Gesundheit”

It was the best of times; it was the wurst of times.

Anthony Weiner never posted again…

The butcher’s dog had scored a sweet gig: Hold the links during the day, and get all the scraps at night.

Wilhelm had meant to paint the sausages as a “Kaiser Wilhelm” droopy mustache but forgot.

Leona Bobbitt’s dog.

Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant or Great Dane with sausages: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:1877 Trübner Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant anagoria.JPG" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first File: link found for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. The first Other versions entry pic link has the strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2334 (11/21/19) (June 8, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here (5 times, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). The November 21, 2019, strip has this painting’s first use (the artist URLs in my comment there is the here links in my blog comment).

We have ways of making you talk, herr dog.

“The next time Master makes me refrain from eating the sausages, his ass becomes a chew toy.”

GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY! well maybe not too good, you ate the whole cow first, no wonder you’re not hungry.

SCHNOZZSAGES !!!!!!

Well Duke … looks like the nude didn’t show up … again!. Get over here, I need to paint something!

There two dogs, I missed it!

Only way to get the dog to be still is to draw or paint it still.