Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 23, 2022

Nothing to sneeze at

Who nose what fame awaits you? Nostrildamus?

Got a few of those drama queens in my family!

I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns.

My sneezes can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a coworker emailed me a “God bless you.” She worked in the building across the parking lot.

My snores are equally epic. They don’t measure them in decibels. They use the Richter scale.

First sneeze of spring and suddenly neighbors’ yards have a lot more pollen floating around.

That’s me! Now if I could just get my husband to stop saying “Bless you.”

Good that my wife won’t see this.

No way he is as good as Billy Gilbert was.

He would be great as a dramatic ‘pickyournoser’/‘boogerflinger’ as well.

Gesundheit!

We used to yell “Who’s the U.N. Secretary General?” when we saw someone getting ready to sneeze. That was back in Dag Hammarskjöld’s tenure some time ago. You had to be there.