Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 12, 2022

Hate gyms, so boring. A few friends and I do yoga together once a week. It is more than yoga, it is camaraderie making it much more relaxing, fun and we all feel better afterwards. We don’t consider it exercise at all.

Some people just drive around in the parking lot, hoping that their body will pick up on what other people are doing.

In my case, I’d pick it up at PT. Works for me.

This kind of “gym” is called “surgeon”, Aunty.

I wish I could do the same with my dentist…

If Aunty Acid ran a gym: “Enjoy an Out-of-Body Experience. Take our six-week course to work off your ass-tral projection.”

I like going to the gym, I just had the crowds.

auntie’ll probably be dropping that bod off at the emergency room sooner…

Thank heavens Aunty just goes to the gym and not to a hot nude yoga class.

Aunty is so dumb!

How dumb is she?

She’s so dumb, she went to Staples to get her diet surgery…

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I get that because sometimes I zone out on the bike and before I know it, my time is over. Other days I think my time should be over and I look and it isn’t even half over.

People go on about ‘getting in shape’. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

Wish in one head and spit in the other. See which one gets full the quickest…

That’s a novel idea she has there. Maybe some day!

That’s gonna take several trips.

You got a pickup for that mass of fat!

Sounds like a winner to ME!

They would never accept mine, and, probably, have me arrested for trying to drop garbage in their place of business.