Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 16, 2022

not exactly, but i regret refusing some pizzas

No. I’m not into junk food.

Yes!

I don’t regret the junk food I’ve enjoyed.

It’s insidious “come-for-it food.”

I don’t eat junk food because I am lazy. I don’t want to get into my car and drive to where they serve it. When I worked in the office, I brownbagged my lunch. Now that I am at home, I am limited to what I have in my refrigerator.

When I go shopping for food, I can turn on my will power long enough to refrain from buying it. Then, if it’s not in the house, I can’t eat it. See above about being willing to go out and get some.

The only time I eat junk food is when I am on vacation. It’s part of the experience.

No, like blunebottle, I’ve streamlined the process and skip the regret.

That’s me to a T!

Do cows regret their lot in life?

define “junk food”

Nope.

No I do not regret “food”.

Nope Aunty, I don’t. Between meals I like to do activities that provide me with exercise. They tend to balance themselves out.

Been there. Doing that. Now.

one person’s “junk food” is another’s carbo loading… ☺

I am doing so right now. I am my own worst enemy.

I was eating onion rings at a local restaurant and while holding one, noticed the grease oozing out. I then thought, why the f am I putting that into my already unhealthy body?

Every day Auntie :-(