Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 30, 2022

Please?

If only Aunty could find just ONE house that gave out Carlo Rossi 4 L jugs, she would be willing to dress as Elvira Mistress of the Dark or even Mary Poppins.

Let me know how that works out.

Check out today’s For Better or For Worse for a comment re: Trick or Drink!

you can ask away…

As my dad would say, “Asking isn’t getting.”

Only if I can go with you!!

Bring your own glass, Aunty!

Why not just stay home and drink yourself into a stupor like normal? Less walking, more guzzling.

Trick or treat for the kids, wine or dine for the adults

Wine not?…

It’s worth a shot. Dogs go and get treats…

Try it in Napa Valley. Might work.

So you’re gonna be out doing tricks again?

She staggered from house to house. First it was “Trick or Treat” but eventually “fill my glass or else.”

Whatever floats your boat or destroys your liver.

We call it trick or drinking…

In college, we did trick or beer-ing. lol

In my neighborhood it’s a choice of either Chateau Screwtop or Cardboard Cabernet.

No. No, you can not.