Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for June 12, 2022

Just tell your “hordeolum” friend outside

He rests in bump piece of stye’s sight

Yakety yak (what the heck?)

It’s going to be a long night.

… will open them to (wake up in) everlasting peace.

The ad that showed on my screen was Sleepcountry.ca … Coincidence, or what!

R.I.D. – Rest in Darkness

Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

This would be how I want to go, like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in panic like the passengers in his car. (Yes I know it’s an old joke.)

Should have arranged for a safety coffin then

Just checkin’ his eyes for pinholes!