Close to Home by John McPherson for June 22, 2022

Flipper feet

i don’t think his feet match the bulge in the thong (tho that might be an urban myth)

Hope you brought enough for everyone else on the beach …

was he a sumo wrestler?

Good thing Dad didn’t wear his transparent thong!

Oops…Bleeb took one look and he’s trying to drown himself.

I hope I can keep down my breakfast! Ewww

How about a blindfold?

Ew!

“… and you’re welcome to act like you don’t know him.”

I told ya those black surgical masks would come in handy!

That is beyond gross

but he’s probably a good swimmer

Don’t forget the eye-balm. ;-)

Just get Dad buried in the sand as quickly as possible and keep the beer coming.

If women can wear them, why not men? Some things we don’t need to see!

This time Bleeb can enjoy riding the waves without having to worry about becoming a snack for a giant crab, but maybe he better take one of those pills.

I love the look Dad is getting from the lady in the 2 piece swim suit.

And he’s the only one wearing dark glasses!

Looks like the young lady walking past could use a good dose, too

“Japanese food has aesthetics great presentation but sushi its wrapped in sea weed. Now that’s ocean salad I’m not eating that. You’re not supposed to eat seaweed, I picked that out of the crack of my ass at the beach. I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat that. I never went to the beach and went hey honey we got sandwiches.”

John Pinette (RIP)

Thongs you very much!

Reminds me of a trip to Italy. :)

Just what everyone needs- to see his hairy butt sticking out. Gag!!

Hope you have enough for the rest of us.

Swim, Bleeb, swim for your life!

He needs a good waxing.

May he get sunburned in all the wrong places! Put baby oil on him instead of sunscreen!

Make mine a double-dose, please.

What happened to Mom’s missing jaw?

Even that lonely cloud is grimacing!

Thongs and Speedos: Men, JUST SAY NO!

He’s like Homer, horrifying every beach goer in that skimpy thong.

Cue Al Bundy screaming “My eyes! My eyes!”