Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 10, 2022

The tail isn’t happy.

10/10, would feed, pet, and snuggle with

One ear is slightly smaller than the another ear. Nobody’s purrrfect

If Madera Uchiha were revitalized as a fabric cat.

Careful with that brush.

That’s… disturbing.

Either this is a two-faced Kat or one is hiding in the hind quarters….

Kat lovers: Gives a new meaning to kissing a felines butt…

…well…isn’t that the cat’s ass…

…I once saw a cat with happy face markings…

…his sister looked like Charlie Chaplin…

…Harry Chapin sang, ’Cat’s In The Cradle…

…Cat Stevens sang, ‘It’s a Wild World’ …

…Jim Stafford sang about his wildwood weed…

…little Feet sang, Don’t Bogart that joint…

…Humphrey Bogart said, ‘Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine.’…

…Rod Stewart sings ,‘Walking on Sunshine’…

…Al Stewart sings, ‘Year of the Cat’…

…attention passengers…

..we have Froglandia bocce…

I always operate at a tangent; it’s a sine (and a cosine/cosign) of the times; I’m up to my old trigs again.

2 anaComical shades of gray and grey …!

I’d wager Alice never saw a cat with two smiles.

I hate to brag (I am celebrated for my modesty), but since She begged:

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Frequently mistaken for two meat loaves.

[Using Old Codger Voice]: Well, you may not remember this, but at the pinnacle of my career in accounting, I appeared as an expert witness several times! Them opposing shysters never knew what hit ’em. That, and at the tender age of 23, I snapped off a pretty mean curve while pitching to my brother Matt. You should live so long.

I was Bath Mat Factory Employee of the Month for three months in a row in 2015. It was MY idea to move the glue room out of the area next to the cafeteria, AND to introduce Haggis Thursdays, which was VERY popular for a couple of weeks, until the novelty wore off and somebody pointed out that our “haggis” was actually ravioli.

Where’s Waldo’s cat?

I’ve heard of sweet back, fatback, baby back, and brokeback, but never happy cat back. Is this the singularity?

A happy assed cat.

I’ll refrain from listing my accolades here, I wouldn’t want to start a riot. Just suffice it to say, in some parts, I am legendary.

Too much of Joe Monenes’s Italian sausage for tortellini will see a women’s trunk on the canvas

…olive oil is the secret…

Cat-back cat. Image-within-image.

I suppose I could make some catty remark. But I won’t. The target is too soft….