Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 22, 2022

Ya know Verne, if you want REALLY big vegetables, you should use some fertilizer. Rj WOULD be perfect in that role!

The sequel to ’Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ’.

The only thing that would wake RJ is the Twinkie delivery truck.

I always thought those sanctimonious Vegans were missing that point when they started giving us Omnivores so much grief about eating those poor animals.

Heck, a poor defensless plant can’t even run away from us.

R.J. makes a good point. Political correctness is usually unbalanced.

Reminds me of a song by Arrogant Worms – Carrot Juice Is MurderHilarious song. Vegetables live in oppression,served on our tables each night.This killing of veggies is madness,I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,coleslaw’s a fascist regime.Don’t think that they don’t have feelings,just cause a radish can’t scream.

When you’re woke, you’re broke.

Verne, tell RJ what twinkies are made from.

But, who said woke WAS cool?

Don’t listen to the carrots, Verne! Go ahead and eat them! That would shut them up!

There was an episode of either “Night Gallery” or “The Twilight Zone” that had an overweight woman who desperately wants to lose weight. I was a kid when I saw the nearly 40 years ago, so I don’t remember what she ordered that enabled this, but all of the foods started talking to her. They were nice and she made friends with them. She wound up sewing her mouth shut and dying of starvation.

My aunt claimed to know someone who refused to eat vegetables that killed the plant. She said he ate a lot of Twinkie’s. Of course I don’t really think wheat and sugar cane survive the thrasher, but I guess everyone compromises.