Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 22, 2022

Oh, for Heaven’s sake …

It’s a bit late for that.

Looks like he’s headed “elsewhere”, or sent home!!1

…been there, done that. Of course they had to burn the confessional when I was done.

When I went to Confession, I just said “The Seventies “.

That’s what the drive by through He’ll is designed to provide. It’s either clean up your act or get left at the station without your papers.

You get one more chance?

Maybe we could hire cropdusters to cover the country.

‘Soul Sanitizer’ was the working song title for Santana.

Good clean fun.

Soul sanitizer? What the hell is that crap?

Thanks…..

But it makes you smell good!

Don’t they usually run the incoming recently-departed through the spiritual equivalent of sheep-dip?

Let’s keep it clean people. :)

The label on the other side says “The Lord Jesus Christ”, and it should have been applied before leaving earth.

You put it on the bottom of your feet.

Oh, soul not sole!

God damnit. Not here too.

Maybe that should be put in some rain clouds and send them over the North-American continent…

“Saintizer”

Sanity spray, anyone?