Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2022

Dude, dude five second rule. Scrape as much of it that you can.

Now that is just too punny!

Call in the dog.

So his Hot Tuna cd fell and also his cheese sandwich.

Why do sandwiches always land sticky side down?

“Floyd, it’s okay. I’ll get a spatula.”

“You can just follow the 5 minute rule. It’s still good.”

Time for some ‘cool beans’.

hot tuna….hee hee hee

Floyd floundered while cleaning up the mess.

this is not a gouda one

nuke it one more time to heat up the extra ingredients from off the floor…

Crafting a good pun takes work, but this one works.