Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2022

The contractors don’t like that kind of talk

Well, I thought it was a good idea, Rodney …

I thought the Fink was organized crime……

The Fink IS a crime.

the price of intelligence

Silence is golden, Rodney!

Maybe we should pay the Mexican cartels not to smuggle drugs and do human trafficking.

Sounds like a Soros-funded DA :P

No, it’s “give organized crime $3 billion up front & save the $7 billion that would otherwise be spent.”

That’s kinda thinking outside the box, isn’t it?

Reminds me of the logic a guy I used to work with had about going to the casinos to gamble.

Better off just writing them a check outright. You’ll be out the same amount of money.

Today rich tax dodgers steal way more than we spend tracking them down.

Just hang in there, Rod… :D

While sounding good, they tried that in New York City. Crime just got worse and more violent……

Give them 3 and you save 7! Rod’s math is poor.

Who knew, Sir Rodney is a Democrat.

The Fink doesn’t like progressive policies.

Actually what good accountants would recommend.

Rod’s mathematical misdirection led to a prisoner’s dilemma!

With all that armor on, Rod’s arms are going to be VERY sore. And it must have been a two man job to hang him up there.