Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Clap back

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    He is likely to lose his briefs if Fink decides he needs a stretch in the dungeons.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 2 years ago

    Would that State of the Union addresses only lasted two minutes.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 2 years ago

    Fellow peasants? It’s as bad as yesterday!

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    It was supposed to last 24 minutes with pauses for applause. As there was no applause, it lasted 2 minutes. Obviously, it was a vastly over-rated speech which was intended to get eleven minutes of applause per minute.

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    can i hire this writer …. for some politicians i know?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    No one applauded? LOL

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    joannesshadow  over 2 years ago

    The peasants should have used the pauses to hurl things: bricks, stones, rotten tomatoes, their lunches…

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    dlestersprint0  over 2 years ago

    It would be like our congress calling us “fellow workers”?

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    brklnbern  over 2 years ago

    Not much applause ‘eh? Guess he really isn’t an absolute ruler.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I wonder how long the commentary will be, with the word-by-word, syllable-by-syllable analysis?!!

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    New to the kingdom, is he?

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